Cub Openings, Kinja Be Damned Edition

"Party-vi" (party-vi)
04/04/2015 at 08:45 • Filed to: club openings

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DISCUSSION (100)

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 08:49

*puffalump not required, but will look better on application

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 08:57

Knock Knock Knock? Hello?

Can I come in please?

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast
04/04/2015 at 09:00

Kinja'd!!!

Just kidding.

Nibby > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 09:00

Pfft, this has nothing on my Jalopnik Gold status.

C9200 > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 09:01

Pick me! Pick me!

http://c9200.kinja.com

dreyus > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 09:09

Salud!

Kinja'd!!!

Matsayz > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 09:33

I don't just want it, I need it!

Bad Idea Hat > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 09:35

BEWARE! I Joined Oppo, and someone stole my headlines.

BunkyTheMelon > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 09:59

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna play!! Can I?

http://bunkythemelon.kinja.com/

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Fred (FreddsterExprs)
04/04/2015 at 10:46

Oh well.

Leadbull > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 10:48

I want you too, baby.

Party-vi > Leadbull
04/04/2015 at 11:22

shhhhhhhhhhh. Our love needs not speech.

Party-vi > BunkyTheMelon
04/04/2015 at 11:23

Boosh. Done.

Party-vi > Matsayz
04/04/2015 at 11:24

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. You;re in.

Party-vi > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast
04/04/2015 at 11:26

Donezo. Welcome!

Party-vi > C9200
04/04/2015 at 11:28

You're in!

Party-vi > dreyus
04/04/2015 at 11:29

You're in!

MLGCarGuy > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 11:51

It'd be greatly appreciated.

http://thejdmguy.kinja.com

Party-vi > MLGCarGuy
04/04/2015 at 11:56

Welcome aboard!

Stef Schrader > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/04/2015 at 12:08

Kinja'd!!!

Orrrrrrr.........TWO PUFFALUMPS!

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 12:14

I'm just here for the hookers and blow.

Wait, am I doing it wrong?

Matsayz > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 12:24

I finally feel complete. Now if only I can get Michigan State to win today...

Leadbull > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 12:28

But it desires speech.

MLGCarGuy > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 12:36

Thank you so much!

Party-vi > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages
04/04/2015 at 12:39

Nothing - you're in!

MLGCarGuy > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 12:44

Just to clarify, this means I'm out of the gray and I can make posts, right?

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 12:48

Thank you, now I'll proceed to disappoint fellow opponauts with disappointing disappointments.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 12:53

Don't forget to take the test....

Party-vi > MLGCarGuy
04/04/2015 at 12:55

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 18:00

Cool, thanks. Happy Easter from OZ!

Cryptopygia - Front Wheel Drive is Best Wheel Drive > Party-vi
04/04/2015 at 18:18

RRRGH, I'M SO HARD FOR OPPO.

http://cryptopygia.kinja.com/

Party-vi > Cryptopygia - Front Wheel Drive is Best Wheel Drive
04/05/2015 at 16:32

Jesus fuck just, uh, just put that thing away. You're in.

bguyther > Party-vi
04/05/2015 at 20:39

authorship plz

Party-vi > bguyther
04/06/2015 at 07:44

donezo.

Shifting Lanes > Party-vi
04/06/2015 at 11:22

I want in! Pretty please? With throttle bodies and carbs on top?

http://gregson.kinja.com/

Party-vi > Shifting Lanes
04/06/2015 at 12:16

Done, but only if you toss the throttle bodies in favor of more carbs.

Shifting Lanes > Party-vi
04/06/2015 at 12:21

I'll consider it. No promises.

JYPark > Party-vi
04/06/2015 at 18:45

Hey,

I'd love to be allowed to author on here.

Please check out www.GR1P.kinja.com and let me know if I'm worthy :)

Thanks,

JYPark

Party-vi > JYPark
04/06/2015 at 22:13

added bruh. Nice E30.

JYPark > Party-vi
04/06/2015 at 22:35

Thanks brah!

edit: I asked a dumb question which I figured out after

dieselectric > Party-vi
04/07/2015 at 11:45

I most definitely would appreciate entry into this seedy club. http://dieselectric.kinja.com/

Future post topics to include all things rare, euro, slow, and diesel

Party-vi > dieselectric
04/07/2015 at 12:26

Your future post topics make me want to hate you, but I suppose you must join. Done.

random001 > Party-vi
04/08/2015 at 09:19

Kinja'd!!!

I still want to be an Oppo author. Again. I have many great experiences to offer. I've owned many rare cars (Seriously, how many AMX Javelins have YOU owned?), I have many leather bound books, and my garage smells of rich mahogany. Also, I love internet attentions.

Please? I love you long time!

http://daddyrocket.kinja.com/

Party-vi > random001
04/08/2015 at 09:23

I like your style. You're in.

random001 > Party-vi
04/08/2015 at 09:28

And I like the cut of your jib!

nich > Party-vi
04/08/2015 at 16:20

Oh I was wondering how to do this, kinja confuses me. Also I have some decent things to post from the NY auto show and some land rover stuff.

Party-vi > nich
04/08/2015 at 18:27

APPROVED!!!!!!!! Enjoy.

SlabSheetrock > Party-vi
04/09/2015 at 21:45

Humbly requesting authorship privileges...

Party-vi > SlabSheetrock
04/10/2015 at 06:37

Humbly added.

SlabSheetrock > Party-vi
04/10/2015 at 08:57

Thank you!

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > Party-vi
04/11/2015 at 01:32

I want you more

Confused Miata > Party-vi
04/11/2015 at 16:02

Requesting oppoship Capn'. confusedmiata.kinja.com formerly confusedclunker.kinja.com sadly, I lost my kinja key and had to start over.

Party-vi > Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop
04/12/2015 at 10:14

Sorry poopy pants I'm already taken, but you're now an author!

Party-vi > Confused Miata
04/12/2015 at 10:16

It's Rear Admiral and you'd be well to remember that you pleb! Authorship granted.

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > Party-vi
04/12/2015 at 12:08

Thanks! Now to address these poopy pants...

///Mvious > Party-vi
04/13/2015 at 21:14

how have i not requested authorship yet? please add!

Party-vi > ///Mvious
04/14/2015 at 08:52

CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE IN!

Derpwagon > Party-vi
04/14/2015 at 16:35

Can I play?

Maxi Cooper ¯\_()_/¯ > Party-vi
04/14/2015 at 16:40

I promise to only post about fwd auto petrol sedans, because the diesel rwd manual shooting brake market appears to already be saturated. Can I have posting privileges please?

Mike > Party-vi
04/14/2015 at 18:45

May I join? I've been frequenting this site enough as of late that I really don't know how I haven't thought of asking for authorship.

Party-vi > Mike
04/14/2015 at 19:03

Boosh. Added.

Party-vi > Maxi Cooper ¯\_()_/¯
04/14/2015 at 19:03

Godspeed, sir. You're in.

Party-vi > Derpwagon
04/14/2015 at 19:04

SO MOTE IT BE! BAM! You're in!

Josh G > Party-vi
04/14/2015 at 23:19

I have been waiting all my lives for this day.
http://kerbhopping.kinja.com/

Mike > Party-vi
04/15/2015 at 00:13

Woo! Thank you.

EricKillz > Party-vi
04/15/2015 at 03:59

May I please join up? I am a paraplegic who has owned over 30 cars. Currently, the stable includes a 1966 barracuda and a 2004 c230. Guess which one is more reliable?*

*trick question. Neither. Neither is more reliable.

Party-vi > Josh G
04/15/2015 at 08:15

Kablam! Added.

Party-vi > EricKillz
04/15/2015 at 08:16

Added. Post pics of the Barracuda. Not so much of the C230.

Bairclaw > Party-vi
04/16/2015 at 11:25

I tried once before on a different post but never got verified. So I'll try again!

Patiently waiting

http://bairclaw03.kinja.com

Party-vi > Bairclaw
04/16/2015 at 11:33

Boosh - in!

6speedmanual > Party-vi
04/17/2015 at 14:33

Hello? Can I have authorship please? I just got an official Kinja account earlier today, but I had a burner account beforehand.

My kinja is carnerdiness.kinja.com and I’d give the burner but I lost the key to it, hence why I made this account.

Party-vi > 6speedmanual
04/17/2015 at 14:51

Congrats you’re in!

SJGeorge94 > Party-vi
04/18/2015 at 01:35

Is it too late to ask? If not, PLEASE LET ME IN!!!

Party-vi > SJGeorge94
04/18/2015 at 11:54

YOU’RE IN

SJGeorge94 > Party-vi
04/18/2015 at 16:48

YEEEEESSSSSSS!!! Thank you so much!

IRestoreWeirdCars > Party-vi
04/22/2015 at 07:54

May I please be an author? I'd love to write about all my wacky restoration projects

Maidee > Party-vi
04/23/2015 at 02:28

Can I join the party??? You'll be adding another girl to the site!

TheTick247 > Party-vi
04/23/2015 at 10:25

permission to post, por favor!

http://thetick247.kinja.com/

Party-vi > IRestoreWeirdCars
04/23/2015 at 19:39

You better!!!! You’re in!

Party-vi > Maidee
04/23/2015 at 19:42

Hooray! You’re in!

Party-vi > TheTick247
04/23/2015 at 19:43

You’re in. Don’t mess up!

1111111111111111111111 > Party-vi
04/23/2015 at 23:32

Don’t know if it’s too late for this round. But I want in.

Dustball Rally > Party-vi
04/24/2015 at 12:16

May I please have authorship privileges? Thank you.

Dustball Rally > Party-vi
04/24/2015 at 12:51

Could I please have authorship privileges? http://kinja.com/dustballrally

Bill"TheStig"Murray > Party-vi
04/24/2015 at 19:24

I would like to be able to post to Oppositelock, I’ve been a lurker for years and finally decided to make a profile

http://stigy-murray.kinja.com/

C9200 > Party-vi
04/25/2015 at 08:06

Hey, I got you to add me before as c9200 but that was a burner account. Can you add me again using mrmarkos.kinja.com?

RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) > Party-vi
04/25/2015 at 22:31

Is it too late to ask for authorship?

Party-vi > Dustball Rally
04/25/2015 at 23:43

I want to double check. It looks like you’re in.

Party-vi > Bill"TheStig"Murray
04/25/2015 at 23:44

You have been added you smelly lurker you.

Party-vi > C9200
04/25/2015 at 23:45

donezo.

Party-vi > RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z)
04/25/2015 at 23:48

added

Bill"TheStig"Murray > Party-vi
04/25/2015 at 23:57

Aww, thanks!

LongbowMkII > Party-vi
04/26/2015 at 16:11

http://kinja.com/longbowmkii

I would like to share things like finding the passenger headlight ground on a 1996 Impala SS and fantasizing about putting a rotary in the back of a Europa. Also look for getting a 260E back on the road and getting rid of a 3000gt, one way or another.

TailLightDetective > Party-vi
04/26/2015 at 17:07

Dammit missed it again! Can somebody give me authorship. My name is Prashanth Panicker and I’m a 17 year old gearhead since birth/taillight ID savant. I was really excited to join Oppo in hopes of writing my own car related articles but was disappointed to learn that there is an authorship process. I have already started drafting articles out of excitement but alas, no prince charming has come to my rescue.

http://taillightdetective.kinja.com/ Make this kid’s day with a few simple clicks.

Party-vi > TailLightDetective
04/27/2015 at 11:45

I have added you. Might take a few minutes to go in to effect.

Party-vi > LongbowMkII
04/27/2015 at 11:45

Boom. Added.

DinoValentino > Party-vi
04/29/2015 at 13:14

Hey, I’d love to contribute. http://saintdino.kinja.com/

Party-vi > DinoValentino
04/29/2015 at 13:17

Done.

E. Julius > Party-vi
05/01/2015 at 09:58

How did this guy get authorship with no commenting history prior to this comment?

Party-vi > E. Julius
05/01/2015 at 10:05

He promised wacky restoration projects and paid cash.